Keyword: Craig Marshall Smith
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If you believe in dog years, Smitty is 13 going on 91. I believe in dog ears. If you have ever taken a long look (he said) at a dachshund, you know that they have long, hanging ears. What's … more
You people and your phones. You walk into trees and fountains, and weave on the highway. Cause 25 Los Angeles Metrolink deaths, and cavalierly call anywhere at any time: in museums, theaters, … more
I went to the grocery store. At the entrance, they have a Purell dispenser and towelettes. First I wiped off the dispenser with some Purell and a towelette, and then I did the same thing to my … more
Author Fran Lebowitz said, "Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications." What does she know? I certainly qualify. Under my yearbook picture it said, "Identity … more
"The food was just delicious, and we loved the way 'Katy' introduced herself. She said, 'They named me after Katy, Texas, not Katy Perry.' The décor made us feel right at home. My steak was … more
I live on a street named after a sobbing tree. The street is a shortcut to a nearby high school. The posted speed limit is 25 mph. But you wouldn't know it, mornings, when the teenagers are on … more
I don't believe in Valentine's Day. But if you and your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner, better half, mate, consort, mistress, or ball and chain believe in it, go ahead and spend … more
The Rear Seat Kickers are not an indie band. Expedia ranked Rear Seat Kickers number one on its 2017 list of the most offensive airplane passengers. My list (shown later) is very short, … more
Of all the things to be heartbroken about in 2016, the separation and divorce of HGTV's "Flip or Flop" stars was not one of them. For me. There has always been an interest in the personal lives of … more
I have been told that we don't meet people by accident. When a good one comes along, I try to be ready. You never know who is going to be around the next corner. A cartoonist named Hirschfeld … more
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